Posts Tagged ‘Horse meat’

Day 55

Posted: February 20, 2013 in Zombie Days
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horse Many food manufactures in the U.K. have now accidently mixed ZOMBIE remains in with the horse meat that they are selling to schools and fast food restaurants. This has inspired a growing concern for the public health of the world, not only is it disgusting to eat horse meat, but now people face turning into ZOMBIES because of that uncontrollable craving of low-grade red meat. The U.K. Health Minister is now issuing a statement that both middle and high class citizens are urged to employ all lower class citizens to taste test food before consumption, this has lowered unemployment in the U.K to an astonishing 0.1%, and has almost eradicated the need for social programs because of the basic requirement of life to collect Welfare.

I THINK THE BURGER I ATE LAST NIGHT HAD HORSE MEAT IN IT BECAUSE IT GAVE ME THE TROTS.