Posts Tagged ‘GMO’

Day 57

Posted: May 28, 2013 in Zombie Days
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imagesCAIB1QEHRecent news suggests that a major manufacturer of GMO seeds have had trouble containing the lab animals used while testing the new strain of waterless melons. The animals have become ravenous and enraged and several employees have been bitten and infected. Internally the company refers to this as the GMZ strain and in a public statement claim it has been contained. As per the employment contract, the infected are now property of the manufacturer and are subject to testing for all future product lines they produce. This action by a major corporation has outraged many Naturalists and they are pushing for a movement to have the ZOMBIE outbreak happen organically and not manufactured in a lab as it will compromise our health. The first round of data shows that GMZ ZOMBIES have a slowed decomposition rate and can sustain movement in almost any weather condition.

GMO OR GMZ WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?