Day 26

Posted: November 1, 2011 in Zombie Days

When things settle down and the Apocalypse is in order, I would expect that you will have tree hugging liberal types that will insist that ZOMBIES are still people too, and that they should be contained until we find a cure and be treated with respect and dignity while in custody. When we put the Government back in order, I as the acting Mayor of Detroit, maybe even the Governor of Michigan…Remember it will be slim pickings after the Apocalypse, I promise to build ZOMBIE containment camps and count them on then census, to allocate extra government funding to my State and even a major City like Detroit. The City recently dropped under 1 million in population, and we lost millions in Government gravy, this will boost numbers up past what we need. The funds we will gain, versus what is used on Zombies will be astronomical. I think there will be a political golden egg to be kissed when this is all said and done. Just think we can use them to generate power, as per my previous post, and count them on the census, I just need a way to figure out how to count a ZOMBIE vote.

GO HUG A TREE YOU LIBERAL, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE

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