Day 19

Posted: September 7, 2011 in Zombie Days
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Tasters Choice, do you think a ZOMBIE would prefer a Vegan over a person with a normal diet? I feel that the Vegan would taste much like the nutritious rabbit food that they eat. Therefore a Vegan would have a side by side advantage over us “normal / common” eaters. I would like to suggest that you have a bacon fat applicator handy if you have any Vegans in your group. You can simply even the odds by slathering the clothing or undersides of the shoes of these people. This will not only attract the ZOMBIES to them but make it so slippery YOU can get away while the ZOMBIES are at the human saladbar. If a member of your group is a Vegan, and can’t make a survival diet compromise when resources are slim, I suggest you leave them in the forest to hug the trees, and munch on nuts. Eat what is available even if it’s gross you never know when your next meal will be.

SURVIVORS CHOOSE DOG FOOD OVER CAT FOOD 9/10 TIMES

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Comments
  1. socal says:

    I dated a Vegan once….what a pain in the ass. I will stick with meat eaters from now on. I swear when she said she won’t put meat in her mouth she was telling the truth..needed many cold showers.)

  2. Mo-Mo says:

    Hindu Love Gods….Veggies are good meat=bad

  3. larkwri says:

    Are zombies eatable or at least parts of them?
    Would be a good compensation (they eat your friends, you eat them) and solve the food shortage (for you).

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